"A normal British family has four meals a day, including breakfast, lunch, afternoon tea and dinner. Another meal is added after nine for some districts in the UK."

That, so an impeccable source tells me, is part of the Chinese media's coverage of their President's state visit to the UK. Also: "It has been proven that British loves their tea. Traditionally, each person have their own porcelain tea cup, saucepan and a teaspoon when they drink tea."