The Daily Mail has a sense of humour

This is the complete non-story of Nigella Lawson having lunch with Alan Rusbridger (at the Chiltern Firehouse, as if you needed to ask). The charming thing is that Rusbridger is given the full Daily Mail treatment: we are told that "the beautiful chef was keen to taste Chiltern’s wares alongside her Harry Potter look-a-like pal" being told that "Alan, her lunchtime companion, wore a crumpled navy suit and a blue shirt which clung to his curves. His hair looked in need of a good brushing and he wore his trademark round glasses - making him look like the fictional wizard." For those of you who like this sort of thing, there is a picture of the Editor of the Guardian's blue shirt clinging to his curves.