Friday, 16 May 2014

Noah - the movie!

Sounds dreadful, according to Alex von Tunzelmann.

"Noah, meanwhile, is modernised as a kind of militant vegetarian, militant heteronormativity-enforcer and psychopathic religious fundamentalist, ready to bump off everybody in the world because some of them occasionally eat a sort of badly animated armadillo-dog thing and have admittedly somewhat flubbed their environmental management. He is grossly unsympathetic, even when he adopts an injured orphan girl. "I want my daddy to sing to me," she coos to him. We don't, because some of us have seen Les Misérables and remember how Russell Crowe's singing went last time.

Plus there are rock-monsters.

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