More Zadie Smith

I have new Zadie Smith to report: it's this piece in the New Yorker. It is, as will become clear should you read it, an account of Michael Jackson, Elizabeth Taylor and Marlon Brando fleeing New York in a rented Toyota Camry on the day of 9/11. Apparently there is "some textual support" for this being a real story and it is at least an urban myth. It is not one of Smith's best efforts, I'm afraid.